Happy Returns It's been many long and peaceful months since the Open Letters Quiz was driven from the village by a torch-and-pitchfork-wielding mob of local yokels, and in that time the houses have been rebuilt and the crops have had time to grow, and 'Open Letters Quiz' has become just another semi-mythical bogey-man used to frighten misbehaving children. But once it was very real, stalking the intellectual highways and by-ways of the collective consciousness, rending and tearing the self-esteem of quiz- takers everywhere. And now, just when you thought it was safe to venture to your local Trivia Night at the Mottled Oyster, it returns, despite the complete absence of popular demand! The format has changed a bit, but the guiding honor system remains the same: no Googling, no Wiki- consulting - just you, your meager cultural memory, and the brightly-colored multiple-choice pleasure- buttons. Let the games begin!