Posts from November 2006
November 28th, 2006
After waiting patiently for my archnemesis Pepito to fall asleep (which he eventually did, clutching his ragged Ricky Martin plush doll close to his heart, as always), I crept into his lean-to and snatched up a small selection of the latest comics to read and tell you all about.
(the sequel, the somehow getting them back into Pepito’s lean-to without arousing suspiciion, is a trickier matter, but we’ll manage it somehow)
The item on the top of the pile aroused some considerable misgivings – it was the second issue of ‘Fantastic Four – The End,’ and the misgivings came from our awareness that our freakish young friend Elmo seemed to LIKE the first issue.
So we read the second issue with more care, attenae attuned for the WORTH of the thing.
The first worth leaps off the page: this is some of Alan Davis’ greatest artwork almost impossibly rich in detail and compositional excellence.
Beyond that, well … there’s always been a certain charm in ‘imaginary’ stories – plots set outside the normal continuity, where readers get to conjure on might-have-beens.
This present story is set in the future, on an Earth that’s become a paradise since all the mutie-scum were eliminated (or not all … you just KNOW how this thing is going to climax … and if you don’t, let me give you a hint: his code-name starts with ‘W’), and it’s got lots of interesting stuff in it. It doesn’t yet exercise our passion here at Stevereads, but there are four issues left. We shall see …
A ‘we shall see’ response is also provoked by the third issue of the new Wonder Woman relaunch, which is the first issue of the run that has the distinct feeling of groping.
We won’t nickpick that this feeling starts with the cover itself (as you can see from the accompanying picture, the background – Cheetah and her feline servants hunched menacingly – was added after the fact, and lamentably so, since climbing trees is not among the many talents cheetahs possess) – instead, we’ll concentrate on the issue itself, which is frantically nonstop in terms of plot and virtually featherweight in terms of sense or momentum.
In the progress towards the extremely un-surprising climax (the sorceress Circe deprives Agent Prince of … her powers! Why, THAT plot-device hasn’t been used since the early 90s, and before that the mid-’80s, and before that the late-’70s, and before that the mid-’60s … if we do it often enough, the readers will always remember that FEMALE superheroes don’t really DESERVE their powers and must constantly have them taken away and re-earned), we learn one thing above all: writer Allan Heinberg hasn’t bothered to sit down at his coffee table and actually PLOT OUT what he wants to do with this title. We’ll have to see what comes of it all …
Luckily, no element of ‘we shall see’ attends the new Geoff Johns/Adam Kubert relaunch of Action Comics! This is epic stuff, despite its colossal flaws. Kubert’s artwork is amazing, and Johns’ writing walks the fine line between humanity and iconography.
The flaws creep in around the basic premise of the plot – a boy from Krypton, found by Superman and sought by the rest of the world (including a Bizarro-manipulating Lex Luthor), eventually taken in by Lois Lane and Clark Kent as their ‘foster son’ … as Lois herself points out, everybody in the whole feckin world is going to NOTICE the coincidence. Somebody needs to tell Johns that pointing out this fact isn’t the same thing as CONSIDERING it, as a writer should.
Still, the issue has one great exchange. When Clark and Lois are hanging around the Kent family farm debating what to do with the little super-boy, Johns gives this neat little bit of dialogue to Lois:
“Clark, people like Ma and Pa Kent were put on this earth to be good parents. We weren’t. You’re here to save it. And I’m here to find the truth in it.” Great stuff, even if the issue’s sentimental climax turns things around.
But the pearl of the pickings this time around was the latest issue of ’52’ – starting with the fantastic cover, certainly the best cover ’52’ will field this year (and it gets my nomination for best DC cover of year period).
The plot – half of it, anyway – revolves around how the trio of DC’s oldest super-heroes, the original Green Lantern, the original Flash, and Wildcat, react to the new wave of Lex Luthor-sponsored young super-heroes. The tone is controlledly bittersweet, and the best part of it is, it’s offset by the issue’s other plotline, featuring a group of mad scientists. This other plotline is openly and joyously feckin hilarious.
My young friend Elmo (you’ll know him by the errant Owl-like tufts of hair emanating at random hours and angles from the top of his head) speculated the other day that this new format – a weekly comic actually done well – might be the future of the genre. If so – and if the quality remains this good – that might be a very interesting future. We shall see.
November 28th, 2006
With most literary reviews, the reader must take a firm hand. They tend to dawdle and meander, these literary reviews, and they sometimes run the most appalling stuff.
You must be wary, and cagey. You must pick and choose according to a sliding criteria of integers: do you recognize – and like – the reviewer? Are you interested in the subject? Are you in any way likely to actually read the book under review? It’s a delicate, see-sawing procedure whose inherent tensions prevent it from yielding much in the way of enjoyment or enlightenment. Try, for instance, remembering the last time you were excited by something you read in the New York Times Book Review.
The TLS is an entirely different matter. It’s so uniformly magisterial, so overwhelmingly authoritative so much of the time, that it prompts a very different response. The reader reposes in complete confidence, happy to absorb whatever each issue throws up for consideration. It’s an altogether joyful little experience.
Take the November 10 issue, for instance. Heather Glen makes a very strong case for re-examining the novels of Elizabeth Gaskell – strong, but of course unconvincing, since Gaskell will remain obstinately second-tier no matter what anybody writes about her. Still, it was a strong effort, fun to read.
Allen Shawn reviews ‘The Selected Correspondence of Aaron Copland’ and sums up in words so clear they ought to be read to every young artist-type in the land:
Yet while these charming and circumspect letters do not dwell on intellectual matters and seldom betray any personal or artistic secrets, this is still a book that artists, in particular, should read. It shows very movingly that it is possible to be committed to what one is doing while being generous to others and a citizen of the world; that it is not necessary to be especially neurotic to be a great artist; that strong convictions need not preclude diplomatic civility; that it is important to produce important work and remain unpretentious.
To which we here at Stevereads say only Amen.
Then there’s Alexander Urquhart’s review of Jennifer Potter’s “Strange Blooms,” about that Jacobin gardener to the stars, John Tradescants. The book gets a very positive trot around the block; only one item caught our attention: Urquhart’s referring to George Villiers, the Duke of Buckingham, as “James I’s favorite and reputed lover.”
That ‘reputed’ is charming enough to be a one-liner. Perhaps Urquhart hasn’t felt compelled to ask around, but as it happens, whole boatloads of letters survive between the Villiers in question and the king in question. They file down that Victorian ‘reputed’ to a very fine ‘the only thing lacking is Polaroids.’ George Villiers was, like every other member of his family, fiercely ambitious (as one friend of the family remarked, a generation later, the Villiers didn’t live who, taking a piss, didn’t wish for a shit) – easily enough so to catch the eye of a king who was as queer as a two-headed cat.
Elsewhere, Dan Jacobson reminisces on the sixtieth anniversary of the Hotel Victoria fire, which he survived as a boy. It’s a poignant piece, no moreso than at its conclusion, when Jacobson muses on a snapshot taken at the time of the fire – in which our writer appears, as quite a young boy. He writes:
This photograph had waited close on sixty years, virtually at the very site of the conflagration, or my niece to come across it To see myself in it – solitary, preoccupied, wholly unaware that I was being photographed, along with many others – struck me as almost uncanny. Of me as I am now, the young man in the photograph knows nothing. Of him as he was then, immersed in that moment and its random excitements, I have only fragmentary memories. If I could, I would like to tell him that since that morning I have not spent a night in a hotel, however grand or humble it might be, without immediately checking the route from my room to the nearest fire-escape. In return, he might perhaps tell me where I have gone wrong in recollecting the morning’s events. Yet when I think of the differences between us in appearance and expectation, I feel it to be a mercy that neither of us will ever be able to exchange a single word with the other.
That has the beauty and the mordant insight vouchsafed to the very old … I’m not sure the rest of us could resist the urge to say something across that divide.
Just as tempting to speak out about the issue’s ‘Freelance’ piece by Michael Greenberg, all about the bibliophile’s patron saint, Alberto Manguel, whose books about reading have the curious tendency to become books about reading first editions.
At one point Greenberg recalls attending a ‘Live at the NYPL’ with Manguel at which the old book-fan compared the Library of Alexandria to the World Wide Web … ‘one aspired to include everything, the other will include anything, without context, a constant present, which for Medieval scholars was a definition of hell’ For readers, he pointed out, the computer is a technological step backwards, since it replaces the codex with the scroll. ‘The time has come to refuse to buy from book chains or giant online outlets.’
So sayeth the prophet. Yeesh, what a load of goat crap.
The so-called book-purists who rail against chain bookstores and online outlets have historical precedent, but it’s not the one they think it is: it’s the monks who chained books to pulpits and condemned any commoner who wanted to read them.
Yes, by all means: let’s all buy our books with exquisite care, from tiny local shops. Quirky, idiosyncratic shops, with unlimited inventory and a caring staff who remembers every book you’ve ever bought.
What’s that you say? You live two hundred miles outside Wichita Falls? You love to read more than life itself, but the nearest bookstore is a Methodist Bible shop twenty miles away? Well! I guess that’s tough luck for you! Better by far to pay full price for the latest Joel Osteen workbook (the insinuating lecture from the sales lady is on the house) than to take advantage of that enormous chain bookstore with well-lit shelves crammed with Sophocles, Hume, and Tanizaki. Better by far to settle for the latest comic books in the spinner rack of your ‘downtown’ Costco than to take advantage of … well, the whole feckin world on offer at the nearest online outlet.
Stupid, stupid, stupid, this kind of book-snobbery. Alberto Manguel, for all that he writes books ostensibly aimed at all book-enthusiasts, has obviously forgotten what true adolescent book-yearning felt like. Instead, he’s become (or always was) the nervous beadle from ‘A Room of One’s Own,’ busily shooing the unworthy off the grass.
At least we can turn from such provincial idiocy to that grandest of all literary entertainments, when the TLS reviews a major new novel. The reviews of philosophy and history an all the various arcana of scholarship are always marvellously authoritative, but there’s something extra thrilling about watching where that authority comes down on a work nobody needs to be a specialist to read.
When Norman Mailer or Thomas Pynchon (or, sniff, Gil Sorrentino…) comes out with a new book, the event somehow INVOLVES all us general readers. That makes a New York Times Book Review notice extra interesting – and it makes a TLS review something you skip ahead to and read first.
In this case, Stephen Abell reviews The Road, the new Cormac McCarthy novel. We here at Stevereads read the book at the (shrill? No! Say not shrill!) urging of our esteemed colleague The Mama Chan, and we consider it a spare, gorgeous, elegiac masterpiece – a flawed one, certainly, but a masterpiece nevertheless. So we held our collective breath when we saw the review, wondering if the TLS would somehow call us WRONG (talk about a clash of titans!).
Big sigh of relief. Abell turns out to be a fair and rigorous judge of prose – he writes that when McCarthy’s “desire for poeticism is profitably channelled and controlled – as it is for the majority of ‘The Road’ – Cormac McCarthy shows that he is one of the greatest American writers alive.”
The book is given the kind of close reading authors dream about receiving (and virtually never get from lesser organs, which tend to spend four-fifths of their allotted space regurgitating plot), and the verdict is almost entirely positive.
We can quibble with some of Abell’s close readings. For instance, there’s this:
There are moments in ‘The Road’ where the linear narrative breaks off for this sort of incomprehensible musing: ‘he saw for a brief moment the absolute truth of the world. The cold relentless circling of the intestate earth. Darkness implacable. The blind dogs of the sun in their running … Borrowed time and borrowed world and borrowed eyes with which to sorrow it.’ We feel that ‘intestate’ has been used more for its weighty sound than any expansion in meaning, a feeling confirmed by the ponderous borrow/sorrow rhyme that brigns about the end of, but no real conclusion to, the passage.
We here at Stevereads disagree. ‘Intestate’ DOES expand the meaning, the legal term heightening the sense that the book’s few characters are orphans, deprived of the patrimony they previously expected. And the borrow/sorrow rhyme is an artistic gamble, one we judge as successful.
Still, the titans largely agree, and so it was for the whole stretch of this issue. An issue much DELAYED in receiving due notice (another one is already on sale), because of our long, warm, wonderful Thanksgiving weekend spent at the cozy little Montauk hideaway overlooking the sea. With any luck, the frequency of our postings will quickly resume its customary frenetic pace! After all, a week without fresh Stevereads is … well, it’s like a little taste of nuclear winter! You’ve all endured it very bravely, but it’s time your lives regained their sense of direction.
So: another great, thought-provoking issue of the TLS, and: Stevereads is back in business!
November 21st, 2006
Our foray today into the he-manly latest issues of GQ and Esquire begins deep in the bi-valved heart of amiguity (or DOES it?), which is troublesome to those of us trained to think of ambiguity as the Eigth Deadly Sin.
Virtually every interesting article in the latest GQ (it’s the ‘Men of the Year’ issue, with variant covers featuring a happy-looking Will Ferrell, a freakishly young-looking Leonardo DiCaprio, and a dour young man rather oddly named Jay-Z) is fraught with ambiguity – if not in its conception then certainly in its re-ception.
Take, for instance, Kevin Conley’s article “A Few Good Medals,” about some of the various high-valor decorations given to some of the men who served (or are still serving) in Iraq.
The strongest thing about Conley’s piece is its descriptions of the various battles during which these men earned their commendations – you feel like you’re there, in the dust and confusion.
And stories! The things these men not only lived through surmounted – well, even in these jaded times, it’s the stuff of pure heroism.
Or is it? Take the story of Staff Sargeant Jerry Wolford, who earned a Silver Star in the Shiite town of Samawah. In 2003 Wolford was leading a platoon toward a bridge over the Euphrates when they spotted Iraqi Regulars on the other side. Wolford and his men opened fire, killing the men. So far, no ambiguity – in war, it’s kill or be killed when you confront the enemy in plain sight.
Then comes this part:
“Everything happened quickly after that. Iraqi Regulars hidden in houses along the river started firing back, surprising a team of engineers who’d gotten ahead of the battalion. Wolford ran over to the spot were they’d hunkered down.”
The article goes on to describe the fighting and heroism by which Wolford won his decoration, but we here at Stevereads stopped at that bit about Iraqi Regulars popping out of every house in the neighborhood. Regulars hidden with the knowledge and the help of the locals – in other words, an organized, locally-supported militia fighting well-armed and well-financed invaders sent by the world’s foremost superpower.
We’ve debated the pros and cons of American military adventurism here in the past (well, Sam and I have – the rest of you being either too timid or too ill-informed to step up and join us … or too lazy, let’s not leave THAT one out) – and I’m sure we will again – but nevertheless: there’s a deep current of ambiguity running underneath awarding a guy a medal for being the ruthless invader of a country that never did America the nation any harm. Nothing negates the valor of the specific battle – but there’s a whole LOT of ambiguity informing whether or not that battle should ever have taken place.
(In case any of you are reading this in connection with my previous screed on properly-run military occupations, I’ll share with you the results of a Google-search this morning: the town of Samawah still exists. It still has houses, roads, and inhabitants. The inhabitants are still considered to have rights, under the American occupation. If you’re wondering how any of that differs from how a real military occupation would react to armed soldiers pouring out of civlian homes, just add a ‘not’ before each of those particulars)
Even when we move from international to domestic, the ambiguity remains. Take, for example, Lisa DePaulo’s short, stupid interview with Al Gore (the short-form idiocy of the format is a stinging critique of what the powers that be at GQ consider the attention-span of their target audience).
Even through the haze of DiPaulo’s (probably mandated) stupid questions, there blazes forth that curious 2006 phenomenon of The Other Al Gore.
I’m sure you’re all familiar with the phenomenon. In conjunction with the gratifying success of ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ (the book and the movie), we’ve all seen him: The Other Al Gore, the smart, articulate guy who’s not worried about clowning around in interviews, who’s not only brainiac-style well-informed on a huge variety of subjects but who’s openly passionate about a lot of them, who wants to teach about them, to change minds about them.
You know, the guy you’d have voted for in a heartbeat if he’d run for president in 2000. But instead, Al Gore ran, and The Other Al Gore stayed at home, and we got a president who speaks proudly about the fact that he doesn’t even read the newspaper.
The Other Al Gore is exclamation-point excited about reprising his role as a disembodied head (even more likeable: he’s actually unself-consciously dorky enough to USE the phrase ‘reprising my role’ when talking about a feckin disembodied head) on ‘Futurama. He effortlessly mentions that Janis Joplin’s great song ‘Me and Bobby McGee’ is in fact Kris Kristofferson’s great song. He quotes from the Onion and makes iTunes mixes for the wife he’s obviously still goo-gah in love with. He’s sarcastic about President Bush but still respectful of the office.
So where, you ask, does the ambiguity come in?
Gore says it best himself, when commenting on the different perception people have of the Two Gores – the ‘Inconvenient Truth’ guy v.s. the campaign guy:
“I think one part of it is that in a campaign, there is an adversarial context. Your opposition is constantly painting negative caricatures.”
Yes, they are. That’s big-stakes politics, alas (although a bright young intern here at Stevereads points out that Massachusetts just elected its very first Black governor, who ran a landslide campaign WITHOUT resorting to slash-and-burn negative ads … apparently, he even went so far as to tell his vicious Republican rival that she was better than the campaign she ran, which sounds almost Jed Bartlett in its high-mindedness … ah, Boston! Someday, we’ll get there!). And that’s the ambiguous part!
Enough already with the ‘I’m absolutely positively NOT running … unless I run’ line-dancing! Just in this one-page softball interview, Gore dances around the question twice, saying “Well, I don’t plan to run. I don’t plan to run. And I don’t expect to run.” But when asked if he’s not ruling it out says “Uh … no.”
Think about what Karl Rove will do with this kind of Cinderella-to-the-ball coquettery. What possible reason can there be for this kind of theatrical hesitation, unless it’s the very LAST thing the American voting public wants to hear: that Gore is AFRAID to declare until he’s more sure of how the political winds will blow? This isn’t a seminar on how distasteful he finds the mechanisms of presidential elections (although if the news from Boston is correct, there’s already a successful blueprint in place for changing those mechanisms in the minds and hearts of the voters), it’s a question of whether or not Gore feel CALLED ON. This epic-level hesitation hurts him whichever way the coin lands – either it’s genuine and it’s hugely distracting to his party, or it’s poll-driven and, when characterized (or worse, revealed) as such, will hugely hurt his run.
The country’s midterm elections already demonstrated that the living are trying to take back the government from the undead. Al Gore – especially The Other Al Gore – needs to either carry the standard or get out of the way. Until then, ambiguity reigns!
And then there’s Devin Friedman’s profile of Richard Ford, where the ambiguity arises mainly out of the fact that we here at Stevereads didn’t particularly care for Ford’s new book, “The Lay of the Land” but we kinda LIKE the guy who emerges from Friedman’s beautifully-written piece. You have to like somebody who can say the quote that starts this off:
“‘An airplane is forty tons of aluminum culvert, pressure-packed with highly volatile and unstable accelerants, entering a sky chock-full of other similar contraptions, piloted by guys with C averages from Purdue … so it’s stupid not to think it will seek its rightful home on earth at the first opportunity. Therefore today must be a good day to die.’ If that’s happiness, I guess you’d call it an ADULT happiness. And lots of people never have a go at it and wouldn’t want to, because to them it doesn’t look like happiness at all.”
I like the quote (and needless to say, I agree with the concept of ADULT happiness – it’s much rarer than the pabulum most people accept, but oh, it’s so much sweeter), but I didn’t like the book …. hence, more ambiguity…
But hands down, the NADIR of this issue’s ambiguity centers on Tom Carson’s review of Emilio Estevez’ movie ‘Bobby.’ I’ve read the piece six times now, and I have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER whether or not Carson LIKED the movie. And it’s not just me, I’ll bet: my friend Locke is as smart, funny, and shrewd movie reviewer as ever strapped on a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and I defy even HIM to make sense of this hyperventilating ARIA of fence-sitting.
“Even though Estevez’s labor of love isn’t a good movie by any stretch of the imagination, I can think of worse tributes to Robert Kennedy.”
“The script is a ring-around-the-rosary of cliches; there isn’t one observation that seems to have grown out of lived experience.”
“So sue me if I came out thinking naivete as ardent as Estevez’s has its appeal. Sure, Oliver Stone can run rings around Estevez as a filmmaker, but give him fifty years and he wouldn’t come up with a concept this purely touching.”
“The movie is so oblivious to its own absurdities that watching all this schlock get wheeled out in good faith is kind of bewitching.”
“Only a clod could dish it up with this kind of conviction, so let’s give Estevez’s ingenuous zeal its due. If his movie were any better, it wouldn’t be nearly as expressive, and I’m not trying to be insulting.”
Whew! Glad to know he’s not trying to be insulting! Wish to Gawd I knew what he WAS trying to be, but I guess we’ll just have to see the movie to tell!
(On a far more satisfying note, Carson is marvellously non-ambiguous in his sideline review of the UK-made ‘Death of a President.’ He calls it a ‘repulsive piece of drivel’ and makes a telling point: ‘but then, these lucky Brits have no idea of what living through a real political assassination is like. Our history is a little different. You can’t help wondering whether it’s ever occurred to D.O.A.P.’s director, one Gabriel Range, that if American critics ended their reviews by urging the public to beat the shit out of him on sight, he wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.’)
Fortunately, there’s no a scrap of ambiguity about the latest Esquire, because the entire issue is in this case merely the delivery device for one piece, one amazing, absolutely flooring piece.
Of course I’m referring to John Ridley’s ground-scorching essay “The Manifesto of Ascendancy for the Modern American Nigger.”
No amount of quoting will relieve any of you of your responsibility – you have to read this essay. It’s smart, guardedly optimistic, and above all incandescently angry. It’s easily the best essay I’ve read this year, and I’d be exceedingly interested in knowing what-all the rest of you make of it.
November 20th, 2006
Every issue of the Atlantic Monthly is a little like Christmas morning. You see the bounty spread before you in the table of contents, or blazoned on the cover, and the heart races. And like Christmas morning, what you end up unwrapping is almost always a mixed bag.
(ah, the glowing memory of the one and only Christmas where the bag WASN’T mixed … that one and only time when everybody actually LISTENED to me and gave only gift certificates! Hardly any space under the tree, and I was in Heaven for months!)
Virginia Postrel turned in a very good piece “In Praise of Chain Stores,” which of course had us here at Stevereads nodding in approval.
One of the experts Postrel quotes hits the nail on the head:
“[local anti-chain activists] want specialty retail that sells exactly what the chains sell – the same price the same fit, the same qualities, the same sizes, the same brands, even. You can show people pictures of a Pottery Barn with nothing but the name changed, and they’ll love the store.”
In other words, anti-chain store prejudice is born and kept alive by snobby Cantabrigians.
Chain stores plant themselves sometimes in the middle of feckin nowhere, offering a clean well-lighted space, shevles that are always well-stocked with a mind-staggering variety of items. They almost always attract to their staffs people who care about their particular specialization. Their size often allows them to offer discounts.
Listen carefully, boys and girls: ONLY in America could ANYBODY consider this a bad thing.
Don’t get me wrong: we here at Stevereads are big fans of strong, knowing, well-stocked, idiosyncratic local shops. We’re also big fans of Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
OK, they’re not quite urban legends. Everyplace has at least some places that ‘you gotta see’ – places that owe a large part of their ‘gotta’ status to the fact that you won’t see them anywhere else.
That is a true fact. Here’a another: in the last twenty years, America has undergone a gigantic REAL ESTATE BOOM. This boom, ENTIRELY separate from what chain stores do or don’t do, what they are or aren’t, has driven property rates through the ceiling. Independent of ANYTHING chain stores do or don’t do, these property rates have driven many small, idiosyncratic shops out of business. The ONLY thing chain stores did was take advantage of their more stable financial footing to PAY those hugely swollen rents. That’s it. That’s all. The only thing they did ‘wrong’ was exactly what all those little ‘independent’ shops would have done if they could have. The hypocrisy leaves salt-clogs in the mouth.
Alas, those clogs stay firmly in place during Mona Simpson’s fawning piece about Alice Munro’s recent elevation to the celestial ranks of Everyman’s Library.
As some of you may know, Munro is one of our bete noires here at Stevereads. Not only is she completely talentless in exactly the same way a tape recorder is completely talentless, but she’s never written a 30 page short story that didn’t dress out about about 170 pages of turgid, mind-numbing blandness.
The subtitle of Simpson’s puff-piece is ‘the living writer most likely to be read in a hundred years,’ and I realize Simpson might not have had a hand in that line, but still: what a bleak future it hints at, if they’re still reading Alice Munro in a hundred years! (the story she wrote last February, about two Canadian sisters, Esther and Florence, arguing about the level of their shared car’s brake fluid, is, as far as I know, still ongoing)
A hundred years from now? Surely no eco-apocalypse scenario floated by the most radical environmental fringe-group is worse than that? Surely your children’s children deserve better than that? Munro has built her entire 110-year career on banking that the general reading public doesn’t understand – or more properly doesn’t care – that there’s a world of difference between simple fluency in English and actual TALENT in writing. Can it be that the progeny of a hundred years hence won’t be able to tell the difference? We here at Stevereads certainly hope not! We have young writer-friends who are counting on earning royalities round about then.
Fortunately, there’s always Cristina Nehring, who can be relied upon to turn in a quick, smart, snarky review no matter what.
Here she reviews a book called ‘Mating in Captivity – Reconciling the Erotic and the Domestic’ by Esther Perel … and she clearly revels in her intended prey:
“Perel practices couples therapy in New York, and her book’s organizing principle emerge in a series of clinical vignette. A typical one might go like this: On spunky young couple has it all. The adore each other. They have wonderful times, wonderful families, spectacular careers. But they are ‘in despair over what’s happening to them.’ “We are terrified,” they confess. Why? Because their sex together is good, dear reader, but it it is not GREAT.
‘Incalculable woe. Part of us wonders if Perel might best advise such couples to GET A LIFE – i.e., CARE ABOUT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT. Go help the homeless or the victims of war, and let your libido rebound on its own time. But the advice Perel profers her ‘distressed’ clients is not to help others; it is to destroy themselves. Do you, she asks them, express physical affection? ‘Do you cuddle? …. Do you touch each other?’ Yes, they say, in unison. Well, annouces the doctor, ‘it’s got to stop.’ She gives them an assignment: Stop being nice to each other. Stop kissing. Stop hugging. It is sapping your sexual energy. Treat each other like trash, and you might notice a discrete rise in sexual tension.’ Or just tension in general, one is tempted to add. ‘About a month into it,’ he says, ‘I wanted nothing more to do with her.’ Dr. Perel considers this plan a success. ‘I knew I was onto something,’ she intones.”
This is odious stuff, and just when I thought I’d have to be the one to point this out, Nehring did it for me, in terms so clear and beautiful that I couldn’t improve on them in any way. In fact, her words might stand as an motto for this entire blessed site. Just listen:
“It’s easy to make fun of this sort of thing – and it’s important to do so.”
Let’s hear that again, for the benefit of those out there who might be laboring under the impression that we here at Stevereads have always been ISOLATED gadflies:
“It’s easy to make fun of this sort of thing – and it’s important to do so.”
Alas, there’s plenty to make fun of in this issue, and nothing moreso than the centerpiece of the thing, the 100 most influential Americans ‘They Made America’ feature.
The thing was ripped from the pages of Cosmo – finding it in the Atlantic was both jarring and infuriating.
The one-sentence summaries of our worthies (an irritating number of whom aren’t in fact American – allusions to the melting pot are all well and good, but what? There weren’t one hundred people BORN here worthy of the list?) are puerile:
“Lewis and Clark – they went west to explore, and millions followed in their wake”
“Sam Walton – He promised us ‘ever day low prices,’ and we took him up on the offer”
“Elvis Presley – The king of rock and roll. Enough said.”
In the Atlantic, of all places …. ugh.
Difficult to know what the purpose of this is, given how dumbed down it all is – the accompanying article about what exactly ‘influential’ is could go under a card-catalogue definition of useless, and the promo-blurb mini-summaries are better suited to Teen Beat than the country’s best periodical (‘Eli Whitney – his cotton gin harvested OUR HEARTS!!! OMG!!!)
As it is, the piece is two-parts hagiography and one-part misleading (you rock ‘n’ roll fans among my loyal followers, take a deep breath and ask yourself this: what INFLUENCE, in any way, has Elvis Presley had on ANYTHING, from the last twenty years of his career until now?), best forgotten entirely.
Unfortunately, this piece isn’t the only deplorable thing in this issue, and one of those such things is very, very hard to swallow. As some of you know, we here at Stevereads consider the Atlantic’s book critic Ben Schwartz to be the finest book critic currently working in English. So you can imagine how it pains us to point out that his ‘Books of the Year’ feature in this issue was hip-deep in sheep-dip.
He recommends these things:
Twilight of the Superheroes by Deborah Eisenberg
The Secret River by Kate Grenville
All Aunt Hagar’s Children by Edward Jones
After This by Alice McDermott
The Accidental by Ali Smith
Framing the Early Middle Ages by Chris Wickham
We don’t know exactly WHERE this crazy list comes from, but we feel certain it DIDN’T come from pure, clean thought. Perhaps payola was involved: we’ve all fallen behind on those lawnmower payments. Whatever the reasons, this list most certainly does NOT represent the best books of 2006. We here at Stevereads have read them all, and only the history, the last of them, is anything approaching GOOD, let alone great.
The rest are grasping, psuedo-intellectual hackwork, the type of prose most of my young friends currently writing would be embarrassed to see under their name even after a typical night’s informal free-for-all. We can only hope Schwarz will give us all a longer, more discriminating list in the one issue he has left to do so before the year ends.
Our survey of the issue ends on a high note, however, albeit a grim one. Once again, William Langewiesche (Bill Lang) has turned in a piece of prose so well-written it’s as thrilling as it is compelling.
The downside is that the piece is about how relatively easy it is to buy all the componants of a nuclear bomb in this topsy-turvy world. Wonderful prose or not, if you’re not hiding under your desk by the time you finish reading this essay, you’ve got some kind of nuclear death-wish.
The ONLY conclusion anybody could possibly draw from all Lang’s reportage is that it’s a feckin MIRACLE some nutjob or ‘rogue state’ hasn’t set off a nuclear bomb on American soil. The article is titled ‘How to Get a Nuclear Bomb,’ but it might just as well have been titled ‘When, Not If.’
Which is depressing mainly because in a mutant-ravaged post-apocalyptic wasteland, there would be no Stevereads. Surely that’s incentive enough to bring the wayward world to its senses?
November 18th, 2006
Due to the vast power we wield here at stevereads, our palatial offices are inundated with advance copies of all manner of forthcoming books. Of course we wish to look kindly on all these humble supplicants, but it isn’t possible. They are too many, and, let’s be frank, most of them are crap on a stick, unworthy of anyone’s time or attention.
Even the good titles are too numerous to read, much less recommend – amd there’s also the undeniable fact that some of the un-worthy titles are still perforce note-worthy, for their reach, for their subject, even for their particular failure.
It’s a huge burden, and the only thing that allows us to shoulder it is our own absolute infallibility. Without that, we scarcely know how we’d muddle through.
Nevertheless, we DO muddle through! It’s akin to a sacred duty, blazing the trail and sending back reliable dispatches for those who read slower than I do (which is everybody).
Of course, some of the noteworthy forthcomings are more problematic than others, even from a personal view. One such title is Elliot Perlman’s “Reasons I Won’t Be Coming,” which comes out in paperback shortly.
Elliot was much-praised (and rightly so) for his novel “Seven Types of Ambiguity.” This book is a collection of short stories, all of them strong, one or two of them nothing short of moving.
The conflict comes in around the edges because Elliot is currently mining the same white-suburband-privileged-youth market that three of my young friends are attempting to mine. So far, none of them has met with success in terms of a book contract (although all three have succeeded in terms of competency, and one of the three has achieved some scenes of genuine beauty), and that fact makes LIKING Elliot’s books feel a trifle traitorous. Still, these are good stories, well worth your time.
Less worthwhile is Jeremy Black’s new book “George III America’s Last King” – Black is a ploddingly competent historian, but he knows nothing whatsoever about fluid storytelling and never has. King George III is a fascinating historical figure who ruled for a very long time and of course saw the parting of the American colonies from the British empire. His story has been undertaken many times, from many angles, but this particular undertaking fails on almost all counts. The writing is mediocre at best, and the research has large and curious gaps (almost like SOMEBODY lost a research assistant two-thirds of the way through).
There are good biographies of George III out there – although no great ones – but this isn’t one of them. When a superb one eventually comes, you’ll be sure to read about it here at stevereads. Until then, best to skim this volume on your local Barnes & Noble tables and move on. I absolve you of a guily conscience.
And speaking of guilty pleasures! There’s a new book called ‘Voyages of the Imagination,’ in which editor Jeff Ayers presides over a staff who’ve devoted their time and energy to … well, to the unthinkable.
They’ve read and summarized every single Star Trek novel ever written. Think about that last sentence. Every Star Trek novel ever written.
This isn’t an inherently unbelievable goal. Your humble editor has, after all, read every single Star Trek novel that’s ever been published (and, back in the old fanzine days, quite a few that weren’t published) … read them with care and attention, turning down pages, piecing it all together with far, far more thought than the subject matter deserves.
But we hardly expect anybody else to have done so, and the knowledge that somebody HAS prompts only a curious strain of pity.
Especially since this volume – undoubtedly the only one of its kind that’ll ever exist – criminally softballs things. NONE of the near-innumerable books under examination here is given any kind of critical appraisal – understandably, since the last thing Paramount wants to authorize in this, Star Trek’s 40th anniversary, is a cold-minded review of how loudly most Star Trek fiction in the last 30 years has SUCKED WAD. That’s understandable on the studio’s part, but still … surely a relatively benign rating system could have been set up? A scale of one to five tribbles would surely have offended nobody, but it might have served as a much-needed guide for the wary reader.
And yet, some of the best Star Trek fiction is duly honored here, such as Sondra Marshak & Myrna Culbreath’s ‘Star Trek the New Voyages’ and their wonderful little novels ‘The Price of the Phoenix’ and ‘The Fate of the Phoenix’ (their ill-starred novel ‘Triangle’ is also well worth seeking out and devouring), all big sentimental favorites here at Stevereads. Also there’s Alan Dean Foster’s adaptation of all the cartoon episodes; most of these episodes were atrocious – and all of them were only 30 minutes long – but Foster lavishes inordinate amounts of care fleshing them out, with results that get more rewarding as his series progresses.
No, ‘Voyages of the Imagination’ is a bit of a disappointment, although even now, in its gelded state, it’s a prodigious trek down memory lane and deserves a place on the shelf right next to the Star Trek Encylopedia. For a book-by-book critical rundown of every Star Trek novel ever written (in how many novels has Doctor M’Benga gone crazy and become the villain? How many different novels have ice-queen T’Pring trying to bring down the Federation just to get Spock’s attention? How many different origins have been given for the enigmatic Number One?), you’re all just going to have to wait until Stevereads gets around to doing it.
The last item under examination here is by far the sweetest: John Mortimer’s new book “Rumpole and the Reign of Terror.”
Mortimer is very old (we don’t have the exact number at our fingertips, but he’s got to be pushing seventy), and he’s known for decades that he’s succeeded in one of the rarest tasks of any author: he’s created an immortal character. In most people, this would create a certain tendency to rest on one’s laurels.
Not so Mortimer. His latest Rumpole book (a novel rather than the more usual collection of short stories) is one of the strongest stories he’s ever told, every bit as trenchant and hilarious as the earliest stories were, decades ago – maybe even a bit moreso.
In this latest book, battered but unbowed Old Bailey hack Horace Rumpole defends a Pakistani doctor who’s been accused by the Homeland Security drum-bangers of being an al-Qaeda operative. As readers of the series well know, Rumpole never pleads guilty – so we’re off to the races.
I confess, I started the book with a bit of trepidation. One of the sweetest pleasures of entering the Rumpole universe is how TIMELESS it is: the chambers of Number 3 Equity Court will always be overcrowded to the point of chaos; Chateau Thames Embankment will always flow at Pomeroy’s wine bar; Judge Graves (‘my hearing is exceptionally keen’), Judge Bullingham (‘Mr. Rumpole, that was an outrageous thing to say’), and Judge Oliphant (‘Use your common sense’) will always headline Rumpole’s courtroom rogues gallery; She Who Must Be Obeyed will always loom over the flat in the Gloucester Road like Attila the Hun in sensible shoes.
I worried that the introduction of ‘relevant’ elements – al Qaeda and homeland security – would burst that bubble, with negative effects (surely I’m not the only one who wishes Watson had never moved out of 221b Baker Street, much less that an aged Holmes had ever felt ‘an east wind’ blowing).
I needn’t have worried, and the relief was only deepened by the quiet perfection of it all. Who better than Rumpole, I quickly realized? Who better to stand up in a court of law in his dirty wig and soiled waistcoat and make a jury by turns laugh and rage at the silly, paranoid fascism of the times?
“Rumpole and the Reign of Terror” is a wonderful book and a deceptively easy read. As with all Rumpole books, absolutely no knowledge of the previous volumes is necessary – so here’s an hearty encouragement for all of you, fans and newcomers alike! This little book won’t disappoint.
And there we have it for now, yet another romp through book-land! More to come, as always …
November 18th, 2006
A very full issue of the New York Review of Books this time around (thanks, no doubt, to our young friend Sam’s ever-increasing sway behind the scenes at that august establishment! Stand up and take a bow, Sam!), so let’s start sorting the wheat from the chaff, shall we?
(The sorting can begin by one of your clever little marmosets finding me a visual of the COVER of this issue, something 30 minutes of tooling around the Web on my own failed utterly to do)
As I predicted, Jason Epstein’s piece on Google’s plan to create an enormous, unlimited virtual library garnered some heated responses in the letters page.
Google plans to digitally scan vast innumerable piles of books, to be available at the touch of a button to anybody with access to the Internet. The ruckus arises over copyrighted material – Google says it will offer only ‘snippets’ of such, presumably with readers able to pay them to see the whole work. Naturally, this has authors and bookstores in an uproar.
Law professors in an uproar too, apparently. Peter Friedman, an associate professor of law at Case Western, writes:
“Jason Epstein writes in ‘Books @ Google,’ that Google’s creation of a searchable database of copyrighted texts without the permission of the copyright holders cannot constitute ‘fair use’ under US copyright law because the creation of such a database ‘violates the provision of copyright law that forbids copying more than a brief passage.’ There is no such provision.
Professor Friedman goes on from there, but that’s where we here at Stevereads stopped and said, ‘Yes there is. Dickwad.’
It’s a well-known mental affliction, contracted mostly by lawyers and law professors, that leads them to believe their profession consists of sacred books locked away from the soiling gaze of the knuckle-dragging public. Alas for them, despite the level best efforts of the present administration, all American laws are matters of public record. If you’ve passed the fifth grade, you can look them up and READ them.
So: yes there is such a provision. Dickwad.
Equally frustrating is a little assertion tossed off in an otherwise excellent piece by Peter Green. He’s reviewing three books on the archeology of Homeric Greece, and since he’s a towering authority in the field and one of the smartest classicists alive today, the review is absorbingly good.
Except for this:
“Though the famous love affair between Catullus and Clodia Metelli (‘Lesbia’) is better documented than many other episodes in Roman history, there are still distinguished Latinists determined to treat it as fiction.”
As Beepy would say, What the Eff?
This is probably as good a time as any to point out that Peter Green, despite having written a shelf-full of great histories and translations, is a bit of a nutjob. Not a nutjob, really, but … well, shall we say ‘stubborn in the holding of eccentric opinions’?
But even so, this one really puzzles. The history of ancient Rome prior to the death of Trajan is one of those subjects on which I can safely say I know as much as anybody in the world, and I’m telling you, boys and girls: there’s absolutely NO ‘documented’ love affair between Catullus and Clodia. There’s no surviving evidence they ever met. There’s no evidence Clodia and Lesbia are the same woman. It’s a pretty surmise alright, but ‘documented’? I have no idea what Green is thinking.
Unless he’s enough of a nutjob to consider passionate love-poems to be ‘documents.’ But that surely can’t be – nobody in the world could be that dense.
And finally, it was density of another kind that kept cropping up in Larry McMurtry’s review of Gore Vidal’s latest memoir, “Point to Point Navigation.”
On first glancing at the table of contents, I smiled: a wonderful match! Two excellent prose stylists, one patrician the other plebian, both outstanding historical novelists.
Then I read a bunch of other things in the issue and forgot about the symmetry. By the time I got to the review, I’d even sort of forgotten McMurtry was its writer. Instead, I just dug right in.
And almost immediately started snagging on the prose of the review itself. Some curious mental block prevented me from thinking of McMurtry every time this happened – instead, I was mentally cursing WHOEVER the editorial nobody was who could write like this:
“Gore Vidal has the looks of a prince, the connections of a prince, more wit than any prince I can presently recall, and a prose style that should be the envy of the dwindling few who realize that prose style matters, both for the glory of it and also because if one makes one’s living mainly by the making of prose sentences, as Gore Vidal has, it’s nicer if the sentences are strong, supple, and pleasing.”
Geez. I’d have handed that back to a freshmen in high school.
OK, I thought, once I’d reminded myself that it was, in fact, McMurtry writing the piece. Anybody can find themselves in a rhetorical box canyon now and then. But it keeps happening:
“After the death of Barbara Epstein saddened this journal, I wrote a tiny tribute, along with many others.
None of these offerings is more painful to read than the dozen harrowing pages Gore Vidal devotes to the passing of his long, long companion, Howard Austen.”
Again, geez. So McMurtry wrote a tiny tribute – and then wrote many other tiny tributes? So ‘Gore Vidal’ is a single nomenclature, never to be shortened to ‘Vidal’ (in the entire course of the piece, it never is … the effect is hilariously and ironically Eucharistic)? So Howard Austen was really, really long?
After enough of this, I found it impossible to concentrate on the review AS a review … at least, not a review of Vidal’s – sorry, Gore Vidal’s – new memoir (I’ll have to look elsewhere for that, or perhaps bite the bullet and read it myself). Only belatedly did I realize what I was reading in this review, and the realization came with a little twist of pain:
This review is, quite unintentionally, the best tribute yet paid to the editorial skill of Barbara Epstein.
November 16th, 2006
Books of all shapes and sizes cross our desks here at the palatial offices of stevereads, and here is where an editorial that starts in such a manner would limp home with something like ‘and we can’t possibly read them all.’
Needless to say, we’re made of sterner stuff here at stevereads. We can, in fact, read them all – and we do, we do. We burn through books with the speed (and beady eye towards the stash) of an addict. Er, that is, of a BIBLIOMANCER.
Talking about all these books here on this site would take forever, and it would be crushingly demoralizing to all you slow-readers out there (actually, it might be even more demoralizing to the comparatively fast-readers among you, for obvious reasons).
So we pick and choose which books to mention here, which ones to blurb here, which ones to pan here, and, more rarely, which ones to review at length here. It’s a mysterious process, and of course no part of it is open to debate … although, in our more sentimental moments, we sometimes wonder what all you marmosets would say, if you had a voice in the running of this kingdom; would you cry out for more book reviews, more book blurbs, more books, books, books? Or would you opt for more political commentary, with no books involved? Or would you have it be video game commentary, all the time?
Ah, but such sentiment always passes, and the burden of sole leadership descends once again across our shoulders. So here’s what we’re offering for your interest today:
“A Call to the Sea” by Claude Berube and John Rodgaard – this is the first full-length biography of Captain Charles Stewart, whose career as a naval officer stretched from the American Revolution to the Civil War.
The authors do a very workmanlike job assembling their materials – they know they’re breaking ground and setting precedent, and they’re determined to leave no ceremony out.
Neither one can write worth a scupper’s cup, but that must be forgiven – especially since Charles Stewart is extremely unlikely to receive the attention of a truly skilled biographer. He’s just one of many countless excellent skippers throughout the ages who will never get the book they deserve – in fair truth, it’s something of miracle he got even this much.
This is much: Berube and Rodgaard’s book is heavily sourced and footnoted, a dutifully balanced and written acount, and thoroughly hagiographic.
Stewart was a wonderful man, despite the repeated efforts of his two hagiographers to assure you so: he was stupid, funny, totally loyal, wonderfully funny when drunk, totally fearless, and, what’s to the point, an absolutely first-rate eviscerator of his enemies on the open water.
It’s amazing, in its own minor key, that our two authors manage to drain the events of Stewart’s life so deeply of the drama that filled it. Stewart wasn’t just a great sea lord – he also has the distinction of being the greatest master that dear, mighty warship, the U.S.S. Constitution, has ever had.
Some of you will know that we here at stevereads dream of some day saving the funds necessary to spend a vacation week in the great city of Boston, Massachusetts. It’s a long way from our native Indianapolis, but the trip would be vindicated by one experience alone: walking the deck-plates of this lethal lady of the sea-lanes. Not a replica, not a museum ride, but the ship herself, surpassed by the crafts of later days but not out-done by any of them, not one single one of them.
There were years, there were decades, there were, above all, battles wherein the fate of America itself depended on the actions of this one ship.
She found her perfect commander in Stewart. He could feel her every shift and mood under his feet. And he USED that connection – something seldom felt by the privateers and British place-seekers against whom he fought – to perform battles that in retrospect look like miracles.
None moreso than the spectacular victory he achieved against the Cyane and the Levant simultaneously. If you loyal readers of stevereads had the patience of judges, oh! the tale we could tell you, of that grand and totally impossible battle!
Stewart did it with incredible Robert-E.-Lee style itution and pure balls, only a fraction of which actually make their way into this staid account, but no matter. It’s a worthy book, though not one we here at stevereads can recommend to the general reader.
“Letter to a Christian Nation” by Sam Harris – here, in a book the slender length of a long letter, is the argument Richard Dawkins’ “The God Delusion” SHOULD have been.
My esteemed colleague Hippolyta recommended the booklet to me, and she was right: Harris is fantastic in the clear, fearless way he takes on organized religion – he never overreaches, never antagonizes the crackpots, and his narrative method, addressing his polemic to an imagined ‘you’ representing Christian America, gains power and momentum very subltly as the pages go by.
He makes some devastating points, and unlike Dawkins, he never glories in them. He points out that no matter how you view the destruction of New Orleans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, the doomed faithful trapped in their attics as the waters rose were ‘talking to an imaginary friend’ when they prayed to a God who was either impotent or vindictive. He relentlessly points out how the Bible itself never shows any sign of having been written or inspired by anbody with any more advanced knowledge of the world than the first century of the present era – no hint of higher mathematics, no suggestion of future science, literature, or even morality (he’s particularly hammering on the Good Book’s benevolence toward the practice of slavery).
It’s a damning portrait, and one that Christians would counter by saying God wrote only a book the minds of his followers could understand at the time. Harris has an answer for this – that surely a kind deity would take into account how chary He’d be with future Revealed Texts and throw in at least something about the Crusades, or World War One, or the bird flu.
The book is broadside short mainly because that’s all it NEEDS to be, if its author eschews the throwing of stinkbombs and sticks to his task. This author does, magnificently so – again, not a book to give to Aunt Bertha (unless you’re lucky enough to have a COOL Aunt Bertha, but that’s not likely), but definitely something to give to any of the young faithful you might know. If it gets under their skin, good – the world can use both more atheists and more thoughtful Christians. It’s thorough, conscientious case for the opposition, and you can tell them I said so.
But make sure to CREDIT me! That admonition really comes home after reading Richard Posner’s tiny new book, “The Little Book of Plagiarism,” in which the big subject is explored with rigor, candor, and an appealing prose style.
Judge Posner quickly and intelligently shows us that the concept of plagiarism is far more complex than simple copying, and it’s amazing how much ground he illuminates in only 110 pages. No matter what you think of the several high-profile plagiarism cases to make the news in recent years, you’ll find this book thought-provoking.
It has only one lacuna, and it’s a puzzling one. Judge Posner likes to tout himself as a take-no-prisoners intellectual, but on the subject of plagiarism, he lets Alan Dershowitz off with barely a slap on the wrist. Dershowitz plagiarized huge, iceberg-sized chunks of his book “The Case for Israel” from Joan Peters’ book “From Time Immemorial,” and yet neither these books nor Peters’ name is even mentioned in Posner’s book.
We here at stevereads have long wondered why Dershowitz didn’t lose his job over “The Case for Israel.” True, he generously cites Peters’ book, but he also generously steals from it even when NOT citing it, and the point-by-point comparisons were brought to the public’s notice in several periodicals. And yet, there Dershowitz is today, still publishing every word that crosses him mind, and here, in a book on plagiarism that actually mentions him, the case isn’t even discussed. So the mystery goes on …
No mystery involved in our last item, “World Poetry,” an anthology of world verse edited by Katherine Washburn, John Major, and Clifton Fadiman. The only question some readers may have is why I’d buy a copy of a book I already own.
Ah, thereby hangs a tale. You see, years and years ago, I was wooing a young poet (my rival was his own time-wasting narcissism, a formidable foe), and this big, fat anthology was our sacred text. Many’s the night we’d drunkenly read choices from the gushing cornucopia herein represented!
As a result, my original hardcover grew tattered, despined, and drenched in wine-stains. Ordinarily, this would be no bar to citizenship on my bookshelves (I’m not, as some of you may know, the most fastidious person on Earth) – except that in this case, young poet or no young poet, I still love and regularly consult “World Poetry” – which is difficult to do, when a book is falling apart. Hence, the new volume.
But oh! New volume or no, the old charms remain! Here again are all the poems my young poet and I read back and forth in our giddiness to become friends! We ranged the whole of the world and back, but you loyal readers need only be patient for the two poems I feel safe in calling our favorites:
Drinking Alone in the Moonlight
Beneath the blossoms with a pot of wine,
No friends at hand, so I poured alone;
I raised my cup to invite the moon,
Turned to my shadow, and we became three.
Now the moon had never learned about drinking,
And my shadow had merely followed my form,
But I quickly made friends with the moon and my shadow;
To find pleasure in life, make the most of the spring.
Whenever I sang, the moon swayed with me;
Whenever I danced, my shadow went wild.
Drinking, we shared our enjoyment together;
Drunk, then each went off on his own.
But forever agreed on dispassionate revels,
We promised to meet in the far Milky Way.
That’s of course Li Po, translated by Elling Eide. And here’s the other:
Late Night Ode
It’s over, love. Look a me pushing fifty now,
Hair like grave-grass growing in both ears,
The piles and boggy prostate, the crooked penis,
The sour taste of each day’s first lie,
And that recurrent dream of years ago pulling
A swaying bead-chain of moonlight,
Of slipping between the cool sheets of dark
along a body like my own, but blameless.
What good’s my cut-glass conversation now,
Now I’m so effortlessly vulgar and sad?
You get from life what you can shake from it?
for me, it’s g and t’s all day and CNN.
Try the blond boychick lawyer, entry level
At eighty grand, who pouts about the overtime,
Keeps Evian and a beeper in his locker at the gym,
And hash in tinfoil under the office fern.
There’s your hound from heaven, with buccaneer
Curls and perfumed war-paint on his nipples.
His answering machine always has room for one more
Slurred, embarrassed call from you-know-who.
Some nights I’ve laughed so hard the tears
won’t stop. Look at me now. Why now?
I long ago gave up pretending to believe
Anyone’s memory will give as good as it gets.
So why these stubborn tears? and why do I dream
Almost every night of holding you again,
Or at least of diving after you, my long-gone,
Through the bruised unbalanced waves.
That’s an adaptation from Horace by J. D. McClatchy, and it’s concluded many a wonderful late-night talk between that young poet and myself. The thing is beautiful in itself (although its defeatism and cynicism are in no way a mirror to Horace), made all the moreso by that sweet, sentimental association.
And there you have it, but a small sampling of some of our most recent books! Some are in print, some aren’t yet published, some out of print – and more such notices to come, in due time …
November 15th, 2006
A slim week for Pepito’s stolen comics this week … although not slim enough to prevent him from sniffing out at least SOME crap! He picked out this new J. Michael Straczynski hack-job ‘Bullet Points,’ after all …
…. Still, some of the crap he picked out didn’t LOOK like crap on the surface. This is certainly true of the latest 52, which was boring, hyperventilated, and completely unsatisfying.
I’ve noticed this about ’52’ – some of the issues (like the last one) work perfectly, managing to deliver an enjoyable comic book while at the same time being part of a much larger storyline. And some of them both don’t do that and also suck. This was such an issue.
There’s a lot of shouting in it – poor, bereaved Elongated Man gets the vengeance-inflicting powers of the Spectre just long enough to make the soul of his wife’s murderer suffer for all e-teerrrrrnity, and Eclipso comes in for a bit, dunno why …
But the issue wasn’t a total loss: it had a wonderful backup feature detailing the origin of Black Canary, with rip-snorting good pencils by the mighty Howard Chaykin. Which made me wistful! Chaykin seems to be ‘back’ – willing and able to do mainstream comic work … so why not a mini-series about the original Black Canary, the mother of the current one? That would be Canar-ific!
And even Pepito, with his crap-sense tingling, couldn’t pass up the second issue of the great new Doctor Strange mini-series ‘The Oath.’
The thing I love about this title is that its writer, Brian Vaughan, is smart enough not to re-invent the wheel. His Stephen Strange is looser and funnier than any previous incarnation (hands-down favorite line of comic book dialogue in 2006 happens in this issue: when confronted with a cadre of killer robots, the good doctor says “By the hoary #%*-ing hosts!” Hee), but he’s still the same character Stan Lee and Steve Ditko created decades ago, and for good reason: that character works.
So, no ‘he’s really an alien’ or ‘secondary mutations’ or any of that nonsense. This is still the man who was a brilliant but arrogant surgeon, who lost the skill of his hands in a car accident, and he learned the mystic arts from the Ancient One. In fact, this issue’s best sequence is a flashback showing us just how big a jerk the pre-accident Stephen Strange was.
(and post-accident, as when the recovering Strange says he feels ‘like suing whoever made seatbelts too damned uncomfortable for any reasonable man to wear’)
Two things are certain about this mini-series: first, it will be collected in a nice trade paperback (so Pepito really shouldn’t be buying it, but let’s not tell him that)(he won’t read it here, since this site has nothing to do with Menudo), and second, it will certainly re-launch a monthly Doctor Strange comic – let’s hope the creators of the mini-series stay on board!
Let’s finish up with some Doctor Strange trivia, to keep my little marmosets on their toes:
1. The presence of the Night Nurse in this issue raises the question: how many super-heroes have also been practicing members of the medical community? A full list, from memory!
2. In addition to his vast mystic abilities (learned from the Ancient One) and his considerable martial arts abilities (learned from who knows who – there’s a great mini-series to be mined from the time when Strange and Mordo were students), Doctor Strange also has one other rather unusual superhero-trait. From memory, no peeking – what is it?
3. The good doctor knows at least one real-world literary giant – who can tell me who it is?
OK … by the Vapors of Valtorr, by the hosts of Hoggoth, and by the Belches of Beepy, that’s all for now!
November 15th, 2006
The latest London Review of Books offers a few interesting items, most of them good and rant-worthy (and be honest! If you weren’t enamored of my rants, would you really still BE here?)
Our first item is a positive review by James Wood of Edward St. Aubyn’s new book “Mother’s Milk.”
The review is positive, but that need not detain us here: we at stevereads haven’t yet read the book in question, and therefore none of YOU know whether or not it’s any good. Once I read it, I’ll tell you all what to think about it.
In the meantime, this review gives me the perfect opportunity to whole-heartedly recommend St. Aubyn’s previous book, “Some Hope,” which is indeed available in this country (I know, I know – thanks to the Interweb, everything’s available everywhere … nevertheless!).
“Some Hope” is marvellous, and its middle chapter, a truly harrowing fictional account of what it’s like to be a drug addict, is outstanding. “Some Hope” is a strong, subtle, totally knowing book, not exactly the kind of thing you’d recommend to your Aunt Bertha, but still – it’s well worth hunting up yourself, for a fictive experience you’ll remember a long time (unless of course you’re stoned when you read it)
Elsewhere, there’s an omnibus review of entirely online sources, a first in my reading of proper literary journals. All the sources deal with the US invasion and occupation of Iraq and the pig’s breakfast it’s become, or was from the start.
A typical paragraph:
‘Iraq has a Commission on Public Integrity, along with the Iraqi Board of Supreme Audit and inspector generals in the ministries, which is supposed to investigate corruption. Arrest warrants were issued last year for several former cabinet ministers. The defence minister Hazem Shaalan, accused of being party to corruption involving more than $1.3 billion, fled to London. He is now said to be in Iraqi Kurdistan. The transport minister Louay Hatim Sultan al-Aris disappeared. The electricity minister Abdul Muhsin Shalash is reportedly living in Jordan. There are signs that the efforts to prosecute these people are finally being stepped up. The labour minister Laila Abdul Latif at least went to court, though she was only convicted of a minor offence and given a suspended sentence. Another electricity minister, Aiham al-Sammarai, has now been convicted of corruption and embezzlement and sentenced to two years in prison. But he’s also an American citizen so he isn’t in an Iraqi jail.”
Reading such accounts makes me sigh a heavy sigh for the days when military occupations – and let’s be clear, that’s exactly what the United States is conducting in Iraq, no matter what it tells itself – were conducted with a maximum of effeciency and a minimum of garden-variety futzing around.
Let’s have a little clarity about what a military occupation is, shall we? I’ll give you a small hint: it has nothing whatsoever to do with electricity ministers getting two-year jail sentences..
In a true military occupation, there are no grey areas, no confusion, and, after a very brief initial settling-in period, no chaos. Most ordinary Iraqis hate the American military people in their midst not on idealogical grounds but on practical grounds – those armed men and women are the face of the vast, unthinkable chaos now at loose in their land. Chaos only happens in poorly-run occupations.
This is not a mystery – at least a dozen army commanders on the ground in the Green Zone know exactly what to do, what changes to make. They’re hampered only by an ignorant chain of command and absolutely ridiculous set of restrictions.
Step One, an important trifle: banish all forms of reportage. Revoke all press privileges, criminalize the production of all video footage of any kind, and evict all reporters from the country.
Step Two, far more important: impose uniform martial law and an ironclad sunset curfew. This means exactly what it says – martial law means you can’t do anything, not any little thing at all of any kind whatsoever, without obtaining written permission from your occupiers, and sunset curfew means if you’re seen outside after sunset for any reason, any little reason whatsoever, you get shot and dumped in a ditch. No reporters to cry your outrage to: you’ll simply be gone.
Step Three grows out of Step Two: once you’ve declared an honest-to-gosh martial law, anyone – anyone at all – operating outside its boundaries is your openly declared enemy. Once the rules are clearly, non-politically declared – and once the press is absent from distorting them – things become very simple. Unpleasant, yes, but simple. You have a gun, a bomb, a knife, a rock? You’re dead. You’re demonstrably connected to such? You, too, are dead. You’re approaching an armed picket, talking a bluestreak in a language he doesn’t understand? You’re dead, because it’s after dark. No reporters – and hence no idiotic court of world opinion – to litigate or mitigate for you.
It’s obvious immediately, the benefits of such an arrangement, such a true military occupation. For starters, the nascent civil authorities would have a great deal of weight taken from their shoulders – they wouldn’t need to look around every corner whenever they go to meetings, nor would they need to take time out of their busy schedules to LEGISLATE over matters more properly left to the military occupation force.
This would leave them free to create a working government – which is a good thing since no military occupation should last too long… there being, after all, other places to occupy.
But the benefits most certainly extend to the average citizen, whose water supply, road infrastructure, and basic utilities (including electricity, as we’ve seen) will no longer be mishandled by corrupt or incompetent civil officials – the Army Corps of Engineers will be in charge, since in a true military occupation, no vital system (and certainly no system that could possibly be used against the occupiers) is left in civilian control.
Two things need to be pointed out about such a genuine military occupation, however: first, it would be more expensive, in the first few months, than the current patchwork non-method in place (there’d need to be more troops, and they’d need additional training), and second, it shouldn’t be done. The United States shouldn’t be occupying Iraq. The United States should certainly be occupying Mexico, and perhaps North Korea, but not Iraq.
But such a genuine military occupation WOULD work. When it’s done properly, military occupations almost always work. If you swapped out their swords for guns, the Roman 10th Legion could have Baghdad blood-free and peaceful in about three months. What’s needed is the stomach for it.
Speaking of stomachs, there’s something else in this issue that TURNED ours, here at stevereads. It crops up in the long and very sympathetic review Neal Ascherson gives of Gunter Grass’ new memoir:
“In the postwar decades, foreigners were upset by the apparent inability of many Germans to grasp the suffering that their nation had inflicted on others. But somebody – perhaps it was Grass – wrote recently that this silence was really the continuation of another, earlier silence: their reluctance to be open about what they themselves had suffered.”
To which we here at stevereads respond: Nein!
If your country tries to take over Europe once, wellllll MAYBE the rest of the world can let it slide. Chalk it up to youthful hijinks, that sort of thing.
But if your country tries to take over Europe TWICE in twenty friggin years, you don’t get to talk about YOUR suffering, and you don’t get to feel self-pity when nobody else talks about it either.
For ten years, Hitler preached a doctrine combining unapologetic militarism and jubilant anti-Semitism. Then for ten years he ACTED on exactly that. Say what you want about the man, but he was no hypocrite.
Granted, a technical majority didn’t vote for him – which raises two points: 1) how did he get even what votes he got, and 2) why didn’t the technical majority FIGHT?
The German people acquiesced to a virulent dictator because he offered them a way out of the crushing economic and psychological depression they’d been in since the end of the last war. He told them exactly what the INGREDIENTS of that way out were, and they swallowed it anyway. None of this ‘we didn’t know’ business – they knew perfectly well and they did it anyway.
Which renders me slightly disinclined to credit their suffering, unless it’s the remorse of having made a mistake.
And it isn’t! Every German I’ve ever met, I search their eyes, their minds, their voices for it, and it’s never there. Germans – and especially Germans of the war years – aren’t sorry they tried Hitler. They’re sorry Hitler didn’t WORK.
So let’s wrap things up, Larry King-style (Cantabridgians: he’s a television commentator):
Rants – great, aren’t they?
Iraq – should US stay or go, and why?
Germans – genetically evil, or what?
November 13th, 2006
One of the many nice things about the mighty TLS is that, being the pinnacle of all literary reviewing organs currently publishing on the planet, is that its writers need not be staid in order to be sagacious. When you’re the TLS, your gravitas is assured, so you can just write about things.
Things like this new Tate exhibition ‘Holbein in England’ … such laudatory things that we here at Stevereads are considering requiring one of you to pay for our plane ticket across the pond to see it ourselves.
The formidable Diarmaid MacCulloch reviews the exhibit for the current TLS, and he calls it ‘altogether remarkable,’ which is the TLS equivalent of gushing ‘OMG!’
As will come as no surprise to anyone familiar with MacCulloch’s work, he’s wonderfully evocative at describing what he clearly enjoyed taking in. Here’s his description of Holbein’s chalk drawing of Mary Wotton:
His delightful coloured-chalk sketch of Mary Wotton, Lady Guilford, catches her glancing at Sir Henry Guilford with the amused affection of a wife who has just heard her husband say something absurdly pompous, and not for the first time.
Or this, his description of young Chistina of Denmark:
She stands brilliantly illuminated, a teenager agreeably conscious of how much her widow’s mourning dress flatters her Scandinavian paleness.
Derich Born, a merchant from Cologne in his early twenties, who leans confidently out of his picture, savouring the effect of his brown-eyed good looks on the viewer.
Or this, about Thomas More’s father:
Judge John More, Sir Thomas’s father, combines a continuing steely ruthlessness with the possibility that he might enjoy playing with his grandchildren.
MacCulloch’s review has only one painful sentence, one gentle swipe at what might have been:
There had been a moment in the 1510s when it seemed as though Erasmus and his fellow-humanist scholars, with patrons like More, might reform all Europe in a peaceful remaking of culture and religion.
This is perforce a truth to be told by Reformation historians, but oh! It bears repeating in secular company! This sentence is entirely, tragically correct: if Erasmus had been allowed to work his slow, knowing magic, if his writings and his popularizings and his New Testament and his endless soothings and cajolings and remindings, if above all his counsel of PATIENCE had been heeded, well, there cannot be an accurate accounting of the human misery that would then have been averted in the subsequent four centuries.
The pig Luther ended all chance of that. In his infinite sweaty wisdom, he opted to set afire a building not yet condemned, one with many hundreds of thousands of innocents still inside. Talk, simple, complex, persistent, and above all funny talk – Erasmus’ talk – would have succeeded even in reforming so corrupt an organization as the Catholic Church, if it’d been given the time it needed.
As a result of Luther, not only did tens of thousands of people die who otherwise wouldn’t have, but the very IDEA of slow, patient, funny TALK solving anything serious took a hit from which it has not succeeded, even after all these ceturies, in recovering.
But that’s a post for another day, perhaps on the occasion of a new Erasmus biography! In the meantime, let’s move on!
On, that is, to the single most reliable joy of any issue of the TLS: the magisterial hatchet-job. In this case it’s the latest book by child-abuse opponent Alice Miller, and its reviewer, Carol Tavris, takes it out for a trot:
Are you fat, do you have headaches, do you have intestinal difficulties, are you unmotivated, do you smoke too much? Has it taken you nearly half a century to get out your paintbrushes? Poor child, you were not loved enough; you were too gifted and unappreciated. You can’t remember being abused? Your body does. Because Miller never draws breath long enough to define what, precisely, she is talking about, let alone to bolster her argument with anything as tedious as scientific data, readers who already love her will cry in recognition of her case studies (which suspiciously conform to her argument and sound awfully like her own voice). The rest of us will cry in exasperation.
When the hammer finally falls, the blow is a crushing one:
Miller’s confirmation bias is narrower than most, being almost entirely self-referential. A physician who was still promoting medical beliefs and interventions that had been discredited decades earlier would be out of business, but Miller goes on interminably. I’d say there is no excuse for what seems a wilful blindness to the advances of science in her own profession, especially one that has such a direct impact on her clients’ and devoted readers’ lives, but obviously there is: she was an abused child.
We turn from the carnage to something more innocent: the weekly contest in the TLS called ‘Author, Author’ wherein they pose three thematically related quotes and challenge readers to name the sources.
Ordinarily, getting all three is quite simply impossible, which leads me to think their normal compiler must be on vacation – this week’s are entirely within the capability of a well-read general reader. Here they are:
1. “… the isle is full of noises …”
2. ” … the deep Moans round with many voices.”
3. “The sea has many voices, Many gods and many voices …”
I trust we here at Stevereads operate by at least as strict a code of honor as the general rabble answering the TLS (well, OK, not exactly a general rabble – the three dozen of us who read it are generally well-mannered). I trust I need not remind that there should be no googling, no making the long arm to the reference shelf – you’ve either got these bits locked in the book and volume of your brain, or you don’t. First one to get them all correct gets a book! (a process somewhat in arrears? I seem to recall owing Jeff a book due to some prematurely snotty crack I made at his expense, and I think I might owe Kevin a graphic novel, for some rare bit of sagacity he showed in the dim and distant past …. ulp ….)